One of the top searches to find my blog is “Miss Universe Missiology.” Evidently, if you google that phrase, this blog comes out top of the list. Since I have never discussed Miss Universe, I am to suppose I have been appointed or elected or something. Who am I to argue with the wisdom of google? The people have spoken, and I’ll dutifully don the satin sash. I will now answer to this title, but we should probably find the first runner up…I’m sure to do something scandalous and lose the crown.